SEX!

SEX! (Frazer Chronicles)

Now that's what I'm talking about, SEX it's a great subject for many reasons, on many levels and many positions. Dogs do it, cats do it, cows do it, even insects, birds and fishes do it. Sex is the great equalizer, everybody needs sex in one way or another.

Used in the right context, it can mean different things, in different surroundings and different groups of people. There are as many ways to say the word as there are words in the English language. And you can say anything you want about the importance of sex in people's lives, but say the word in public, loud enough to be heard, and everybody turns to listen, honest, try it sometime.

Whether it's "assume the position, bang, boom, boom boom, screw, hump, get a little, some tail, or let's have sex," almost without exception, at least in America, it would be understood that a sexual act was on the speakers mind.

Women call men animals and that sex brings out that instinct in a man, my wife has said as much during our 40 something year relationship. My dear departed mother was less forgiving, she simply said "all men are disgusting animals, to be feared at all times." Of course she was saying this to my sisters, so I took her statements with a grain of salt.

You can say whatever you want to about sex, but you will have to admit that during the throes of the act, both participants are at their most venerable. Both parties are usually completely naked and their minds are elsewhere, usually in that "happy place" of ecstasy and a herd of wild horses couldn't disturb them. Ya.....I guess having sex is the most dangerous time in a couples lives, "I keep my eyes open."

I wrote a blog yesterday about United States Representative Anthony Weiner and poked all sorts of fun at him. Weiner tweeted silly images of certain parts of his body to apparently, at least some receptive women. Tony "Baloney" has maintained that he never had actual sex with any of the women, which would mark the first time in recorded history that there was a sex scandal without the actual physical act, another reason for him to just go away.

Sex scandals in politics, with regards to our elected officials has been going on forever, according to experts, "it comes with the territory." Ambitious, aggressive people apparently have excessive appetites for as many partners  sexually as they can get ahold of.

I guess that appetite might explain why not much gets done, at least constructively, in politics, everybody is pairing up for the after-hours cocktail parties, and then nightie night time at the boom boom room, huh.....I never knew.

Sex scandals are great fodder for guys like me, there's nothing better then to write a comical laced article about some dimwit that can't keep it in his pants and at ease. However, for me, as a blog writer, I can spend as much time as I want on the subject and I won't lose much coverage on political affairs, I'm independent.

During the past several years, "about 10" there have been at least 21 scandals that have cost politicians their jobs, and their voters,  their elected representatives. These folks who have broken their constituents trust through unethical activity got exactly what they deserved, the loss of their jobs, their reputation and the scorn from almost everybody in their lives. In addition, most of these men also lost their marriages and their loved one's respect for the despicable acts.

However the worst thing that they lost, the most cherished commodity that they hold to their breast was power that came with their position.  With little exception, ever politician thirsts for power and the control that comes with that power. In the end, these people feel that they are above the law, above any and all moral values that govern the rest of us.

Some guys are unbelievable, absolute studs in their porous and thirst for the extra affair just around the corner, and if men are indeed, animals, then people in power optimize that animal.  The names read like a rouge's gallery of sex offenders, not usually law breakers, but transgressors of a higher moral character then  we expect from ourselves. We  expect those people that we elect to represent us to be above reproach and unwilling to bite from the apple of  temptation.

Anybody with a name like Weiner, "you'd think" would do his level best to steer clear of any scandal where his very name could be called into play, using one of the crass colloquial meanings of that name.

Arnold Schwarzenegger "won't be back," an affair with a house servant and illegitimate birth made sure of that. I personally enjoyed Arnie is some of his movies and enjoyed the occasional comic relief spread throughout most of his movies, but gees, Arnie, not in your own house, "that's not funny."

Dominique-Strauss-Kahn is.....old and if Alzheimer's can't be used for a defense, then it can't be used in any legal case. If Dominique-Strauss tried to buy penis insurance from his personal doctor, I'm sure the member would be found to be un-insurable. I'm sure that the cleaning lady in question is mistaken with regards to "Dom's" intentions, and I'm doubly sure that she would never consent to anything as crazy as sex with the former director of the International Monetary Fund. If anything, Kahn needs a fund to pay a posy to find it.

John Ensign, former U.S. Senator from Nevada who resigned earlier this spring let the flesh completely take over his life, but he did keep his affair in the family, "kind of." He was caught "honing," (another word for boning) one of his aids wife

The 53 year old  X Senator says that his family now comes first, well, I'm dam glad to hear that, I just wonder where his priorities were during his lengthy sexual activity with his employee was going on, ah, the bliss of redemption and an understanding wife.

Silvio Berlusconi can only be called by one name and one name only, "hatchet face."  I don't care what anybody says, these foreign guys really know how to "party hardy." This guy is one for the ages, as he sponsored what is called "Bunga Bunga parties." This party involves at least 20 prostitutes surrounding Berlusconi and a few of his best friends. As the women strip in some sort of competition, with the winner getting to have sex with old hatchet face,  the rest of the men pick out their sex-mates. I've booked myself on the next airplane to Italy, and can hardy wait for the Bunga Bunga to start.

Of course Bill Clinton and J.F.K. are the standard bearers for sex scandals in the Whitehouse. Both former presidents had years of practice and although I'd rate President Kennedy as having far superior taste in their partners, I do have a semblance of respect for former President Clinton and how he technically skirted the issue of  what sex really meant, "as a word."